i'm a strange one

oh wow. i laughed so much tonight. and all because i'm so stupid. read on:

"two peanuts walk into a bar. one's assaulted." hahahahahaha. oh boy!

"what did the mexican say when the house fell on him? yo, get off me holmes!"

hehehe, i got a good laugh outta that one!

"why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he was feeling crumb-y!"

yep. it's official. i'm the biggest dork alive.

ryan, guess what?? i'm a GOLD MEMBER now!! wa-hoooo! (shall we shag now or shag later?)

hahahahahaha, i'm on a roll tonight!