It's official: My night vision goggles no longer work.
October 22, 2005
I fell over a small fence last night.Big enough to do some serious bruising/damage to my legs. Small enough NOT to be seen in the first place.
Are you getting this?
I fell over a fence last night.
Can't you just imagine me biting it BIG TIME and falling over a fence?
If it wasn't so insanely funny, I'd be crying over the pain my poor thighs are feeling. And lamenting over the bruises that are forming.
I need some new legs.
And eyes.