Quote that baby!

I'm sorry if they're offensive, vulgar, or just plain rude...but they're funny and honestly quoted!

"My penis needs to be stronger."-- Isaac

"...and he poked me in the butt with a plunger"-Cassie Jo

"I'm going to marry a penis"-Mikey

"I can lick whatever I want!"-Steacy

"I'm officially gay now"-Isaac

"Why isn't there any sunshine in my drink?"-Cassie Jo

"No, no. I just wanted to get a rise out of you. Wait...no..."-Caleb

"Actually, when he said Nevada, I was like-is that a state?"-Warren

"You're getting me wet with that lettuce"-Sharayah

The ol' streak and shake...yeah...good stuff.."-Jeremy

"Who wants to toss my salad?"-Mikey

"I taste like Dr. Pepper.."-Cassie

"Yeah...Tristan is a nice boy."-Brent

"This blanket is bunched up under my butt..and I don't like it."-Cassie

"This computer is for gay porn only"-Mikey

"Hi, I'm Isaac. We met earlier in the cooler."-Isaac

"You think if we taped the grape jelly up there, they'd realize it was out of order?"-Cody

"Nope. There was no canoodling."-Cassie

"What's canoodling? I'm confused."-Isaac

"Hey..you wanna canoodle later?"-Jeremy

"How do you spell fufu?"-Nikki

"You're my favorite loser."-Robinson

"Your number 2 business is our number 1 business!"-Septic tank truck(aka-truck that carries around fecies)

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-President Bush

"I didn't hit my mom, it was more like a little...tap."-Warren

"Warren beats his mom! Warren beats his mom!"-Tristan

"You've got a nice smooth head"-Cassie Jo

"Can I just grab it while you're in the shower?"-Warren

"I've never made Tristan gag before."-Isaac

"As much as I love your elbow in my neck, it hurts."-Sharayah

"Yeah...cause marijuana comes in slices..."-Katie

"Yeah, well it's attached..but it's separate."-Cassie

"I was like, you look like your twin brother."-Pastor Kevin

And then there is what we call "the quote that never was", by me-Cassie. We won't say it...

"You hear that Warren? I love you.."-Tristan

"I refuse. I've got better things to do with my butt."-Tristan

I don't remember your hands being that strong."-Isaac

"I went to Taco Bell. No pants. I went to the gas station. No pants. I didn't put on pants until 5 p.m."-Tristan

"I'm fun, you idiot!!"-Warren

"I don't get service in my crotch"-Sharayah

"I was like, is that someone?"-Robinson

"I hate these stupid non-beltless pants..oh wait..I mean..what?"-Jeanette

"Isaac and Caleb take of their shirts....not me, I take off my pants."-Tristan

"Let's just drink it fast...chugging is for highschoolers."-Warren

"Peter licked my face."-Tristan

"He's raping me..and it's awesome."-Brent

"I hump everything."-Caleb

"I have seen enough male ass for one day."-Tristan

"Get your own Asian!"-Tristan

"Who put the Nog in Eggnog? That's all I wanna know..."-Paul

"There's a chick on Survivor who's a barista."-Justin

"What? A barista chicken?-Johnathan

"Quit touching my pennies!"-Cassie