Take it from me. I'm a smart one.
April 22, 2004
The next time I go looking for a job, remind me not to look for a thankless one.-------
Never eat Totinos pizza rolls right out of the oven. You will burn your tongue.
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Do not call your boyfriend at 4:38am and leave a message on his cell phone. Especially if you've just woken up from a dream about someone trying to kill you. He will just laugh at you later.
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