"I ate Christmas! I'm serious..stop laughing!"

Finally. The second half of my day is over. It wasn't nearly as eventful as the first half, but it was interesting...

Some lady tried to guilt me into giving her a free muffin. She said since "there are only two left, and I already bought one earlier" that I should give her one for free. I looked at her like she was crazy, and then an idea came to me. I decided to bargain. Her free muffin for my free amusement. I told her that if she wanted it for free, then she'd have to tell me a joke. So she did. And a long joke at that! I won't retell it, because frankly, it isn't worth telling again...ha. The things people will do.