What is it about Monday??

I got out of my car smelling barbeque, and instantly became sick to my stomach.

My teacher wrote "ass" on the board, which distracted me for awhile...and I totally bombed a quiz.

I just found out that my magazine project is DUE on Friday...and I had thought it wasn't due 'til the end of the month.

I have a research paper due tomorrow, a kickboxing journal I need to complete, interview questions I need to compile...it's just too much to do in too short a time.

And I'm a mess.